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erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

#I NEVER REALIZED



My grey contacts came in, and I want to try them but they have to soak for eight hours

I CAN’T WAIT EIGHT HOURS




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noizybunnyboy:

白葉さん | D 
Please do not remove source
#dmmd #shiroba



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arseniksofficial:

ok but imagine hungry!uta

arseniksofficial:

ok but imagine hungry!uta

#tokyo ghoul



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jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have




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Karneval Colorspread Project
Karneval Colorspread Project
#karneval #gareki #yogi



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Song: 01. Dried Up Youthful Fame FULL
Artist: OLDCODEX
Album:
Played: 61602 times
#oldcodex gives me life #free!



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cabin pressure, a summary:

aconsultinghufflepuff:

came for the benedict, stayed for the literally everything

#p much #cabin pressure



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xxnancyy:

~Sebastian Michaelis

xxnancyy:

~Sebastian Michaelis

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #sebastian michaelis #welcome back bby



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jellyfishjam:

maybe you’re my love (no homo)

jellyfishjam:

maybe you’re my love (no homo)

#so accurate #dmmd



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Endless List Of Favorite Movies:
Pacific Rim (2013)

"When I was a kid, whenever I’d feel small or lonely, I’d look up at the stars. Wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction."

#ughhhh this is gorgeous #pacific rim



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My mom just called and told me that she printed my Facebook profile picture out and took it to church for people to see.

uhhhhh

#WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOMAN #YOU ARE SO WEIRD



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torterra:

ive been thinking about stuf.f.. 
its hard to cut hair with a gas mask onz

torterra:

ive been thinking about stuf.f.. 

its hard to cut hair with a gas mask onz

#awww #dmmd #clear #koujaku